Tuesday, May 19, 2009

"i wish for 1 thing..pigs can fly.."
*Pork Airline,this is airpork,you are clear to land in mexico.*

i'm back forks..the spoons are waiting..

oh,why did the kid push his bicycle?.
-because he ran out of gas..
why was the jalepeno on a stick is so confident girls will go crazy over him?.
-he has a stick..
why did the elephant became dirty after cross the road?.
-its a dirt road..

haha..eat my shit fucker..haha..actually that's random..just bored..skip school..it's a legal act because i have an MC..=P bleh~ haha..i have to say that today suck..stayed at home almost the whole day..what a freaking lame day..totally sucks..i actually forced myself to talk to the wall..amazingly,it replied!!well that's because i'm having headaches..haha..

doc:good afternoon.so what is wrong with you today boy?
me:good afternoon doc.i've been having flu for the past few days.
doc:oh i see.anything else?sore throat?
me:yeah.
doc:coughing?
me:slight.
doc:fever?
me:just cooled down this morning.
doc:you slept in ice did you?
me:?????????????
doc:just kidding.come let me examine you.
*check here.check there.check everywhere.*
me:finally.
doc:yeah.you're are sick alright.
me:what do you suggest?
doc:i'll give you this medications first to try.
me:ok.how about my headaches?
doc:you have headaches too?come let me check your blood pressure.
*put on cuff and puff and puff*
doc:hmmm.quite natural.
me:??
doc:i mean it's ok.
me:oh.
doc:i'm going to give you this medicine.try first if you can.
me:..........ok.
doc:i guess that's all.
me:thank you doc.
doc:you're welcome.

my trip to see the doctor..haha..am so fucking bored..

oh oh..last night i dreamt about her..shit man..i was on the floor rolling to the interchange!!hahaha!!

Posted by ~angel arthas~ at 1:52 AM