Saturday, September 5, 2009
"one small step for mankind,one giant fart for cows"
neil armstrong never thought of that..well here i am..at last..updating this blog..it's not dead..just unavailable..thats all..anyway,it's holidays!! and i'm bored shitless..sleep at 4 everyday and wake up at 5 for predawn meal..as you can see its fasting month..so i have to suffer like this..past few days,my eyes were red..both eyes..not enough sleep..suffering from undersleep..but who cares..as long i can be wake,i'm happy..
anyway,i feel like talking about cows and moon today..there's a saying,"cows jump over the moon"..take this phrase..how can cow jump over the moon?.it's big and heavier than man..how can it even jump in the first place?.well through technology and logic, i have figured out how the cows does it..first thing you need to propel yourself into space is, power..
power?.cows are indeed powerful and strong animals..but how can they use or benefit these power to propel themselves up to space?.they use a power we never discovered..its the fart gas..its much more powerful than a hydrogen rocket which powers the space shuttle..this fart gives such enormous thrust that a stationery cow can reach not to 60miles/per hour in 4.5 seconds..not to 100 miles takes a staggering 6 second..top speed of 1200mph..faster than an airliner..with amazing 10000bhp,it is enough to rocket the cow off earth's gravity..the next thing is,how does the cow breathe in space?.
we get milk from cow breast..it comes from the sac..but for lunar mission, the sac is very vital..the sac will contain oxygen which is filled while the cow is preparing to take off the day before..as these sac are full of oxygen,the cow is ready..before take off,the cows stuff those nipple into their nose..as there are roughly around six nipples,2 is for oxygen,2 for carbon dioxide and the last 2 is for milk..very innovative indeed..a photo will be added after this paragraph..so when the cows takes off,the oxygen level will decrease as it goes higher..so after 50,000 feet,the cow will put in its oxygen nipples..
see the similiarity?.the astronauts get the idea from the cows..
well that's the whole theory..but you wanna know what's the name of the first cow that landed on the moon?.its name was sir neil legstrong..his quote that change the world was,"one small step for man,one giant fart for cows"..see you next time..